It is election year again. The year where normal Americans just laugh at those who claim to have a favorite presidential candidate. This year we have two gems running: Bore and Gush... I mean Gore and Bush.

Now days most people do not care who wins, and the winning party is not that different from the losing party except that it received more votes. The only time people care is if there is something or someone they really dislike. We need a candidate that people would get out and vote against. I say "Howard Stern for president in 2004," and you can just sit back and watch the polls flood with protest voters.

So next Tuesday, you decide who gets your vote. By all means, get out and vote. There are things on the ballet that do matter, and you can make a difference. Just remember Bush, Governor George W. (Republican) and Gore Jr., Vice President Albert 'Al' (Democrat) and a vote for Ralph Nader is a vote for Bush.